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COMEDY / IMPROV

Rhinoceros’ Big Comedy Cabaret

Fast-paced character driven comedy.

"Side-splitting" improv team Rhinoceros host an unforgettable evening of alternative comedy. Joined by an all-star guest line-up of London’s best character, improv, sketch, and clown comedians – get ready for a Thursday night you’ll never forget!

Rhinoceros are one of the hottest improv comedy teams on the London circuit today. Made up of a team of experienced improvisers and actors, they create a quick-witted hilarious comedy show full of larger-than-life characters – all made up on the spot from your suggestions!

For their Big Comedy Cabaret, Rhinoceros curate an exclusive line-up of some of London’s best established and up-and-coming alternative comedians. Expect weird, wonderful and wacky comedy that’s “guaranteed to make you howl with laughter!” (Audience review)

It’s a guaranteed good time – but don’t just take it from us, hear what our audience have to say!

Guest acts joining Rhinoceros:


THE GORGEOUS DIVA

After last year's comeback concert extravaganza came to a screeching halt, 80s superstar, The Gorgeous Diva is back, performing hits such as 1987's 'Love Hurts when Eagles Fly' which is still creeping its way to number one.
Musical Comedy Awards Finalist 2023

**** Broadway Baby  **** Entertainment Focus


MIKEY BLIGH-SMITH

Relax and calm down. Northern alternative comedian and clown, Mikey Bligh-Smith, is here with some of the wettest and mildest material the world has ever seen. No thrills. No spills. I promise this isn't going to be stressful.

One half of "tremendous" (The Scotsman) double-act The Lovely Boys

"Unexpectedly and unexplainably brought me to tears" (Entertainment Focus)

"Cracking physical comedy" (Chortle)


SHABS

Shabs is a comedy writer and singer/songwriter. She has dabbled in various performance fields, from her standup debut at Kemah Bob's FOC It Up to physical comedy acts at Soho Theatre.


NOISE FROM THE ATTIC

Noise From The Attic brings you improvised tales inspired by your irrational fears. Whether you have a phobia of see-saws or are petrified by bookmarks, we WILL improvise a story about it, and you WILL laugh (or wet yourself and flee in terror).

“A night out at a Rhinoceros comedy show will leave your face hurting from laughter and put you in the best mood ahead of the weekend!”
“The improv was amazing- me and my fiancee had such a fun night!’
“Fab Fun. Amazing performances, so many laughs…”
“Some of the strangest, whackiest and side splitting comedy going… guaranteed to make you howl with laughter!”
COVID-19 Safety
We encourage patrons to wear a mask while moving around the building and when seated in the theatre.

Seating is not socially distanced. The theatre is ventilated before and after every performance with regular and thorough cleaning of touch points. Hand sanitiser and face masks are available onsite.

Access
We regret that our theatre is up a flight of stairs with no wheelchair access available.